Everyone looks weird

You can take the most “objectively” good looking person on earth and they would still have two crazy ass eyeballs on top of a lip-covered tooth-filled wet-tongue-having mouth-hole and a little patch of hair on top, not to mention a cylindrical torso, four bozo apendages, and on saturday mornings this thing trots around a lake with a headband on? Give me a break.

The next time you’re feeling like you’re not all that good looking, just remember that we’re all aliens and everyone looks weird as fuck.